can on whoopass

A moron's version of can of whoopass. Used by every idiot nerd at my school because they think it'll make them cool.

Nerd - 'Yo yo yo, I just opened up a can on whoopass'.
Me - 'You're a fag.'
*Beats nerd up*

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Can Lid

Usually meaning that you are a dirty, open to anything and used piece of shit. Should have used a straw...

Ah mate you are a propper Can Lid. Whhhat a Can Lid eh...yeah.

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T-Can

The abbreviation of a Trash can

Dude, go throw this empty bottle in the T-Can

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Canned Goods

I child is adopted and taken overseas for the sole purpose of illegal organ transplanting.

"Just between you and me, rumors say Johnny Doe was once canned goods for the Rockefellers."

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canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

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crushing cans

Titty fucking.

Ron: I just titty fucked Becky.
Ben: Oh, you were crushing cans

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tuna can

see chode

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