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That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"
Samuels mamma is a Swedish word used to describe Samuel, or kareggans, mamma!
I had such an amazing 69 with samuels mamma yesterday!
Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him
I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M
“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”