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fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 28, 2017


Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.

Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

by Rebecca Marco May 27, 2014


tiresome text

when the government makes you text message more than e-mail so you can't save all of your records

The tiresome text left a lot of people at a loss with their intellectual property.

by Coop Dupe December 11, 2019


redlight texting

The act of texting only at a redlight by the person who is driving the car. Generally accepted as a safer way to text while driving because the driver is less likely to wreck, but they can still maintain communication with other people.

Mom: Kasey, put that phone away, don't you know you're not supposed to text while you're driving?!
Kasey: Mom, it's ok, I'm 18, haven't I at least earned the privilege of redlight texting? I'm not going to wreck.

by CelticFox June 20, 2010


text loyalty

When you feel obligated to text someone goodmorning and goodnight everday.

Chelsea: I wanna pass out but I have to text Austin goodnight first.

Jen: Why?

Chelsea: stupid text loyalty

Jen: ofcourse

by cruiserchicka February 4, 2011


Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.

She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.

by St4ph12 October 12, 2010


Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 23, 2014