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The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
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Small bugs/flys/moths that spend time flying around smelly people/areas in large groups.
Usually found around dirty perverts, sluts and smelly people!
What are those little things flying around her?
Don't worry, there just jizz moths!
Dirty!
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The first blast of semen from an ejaculating penis
I pulled out just in time to to launch a jizz missile at her forehead.
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When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
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When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.
That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer
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ejaculating high above head then having it splash down upon yourself
what happened
jizz newton
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The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
Those three guys can cum in Liz's mouth so Jenny can enjoy a jizz mixer.
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