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A Jonas is someone who is most definitely queer, specifically with a Christian.
Oh my gosh! Jonas and Christian look so good together!
Jonas, a common Latin name, biblically means "a dove". In Hebrew, the name is honored with the title of the "gift from God".
If you are lucky enough to meet a Jonas in your lifetime, you will understand that he is the true meaning of pure love. He'll be there for you no matter what, even at 5 a.m. just to talk. He is the one person you can share your deepest secrets with, cry your sorrows with, and feel the best with. His charming humor and debonair personality is what stands out. Great kisser, and he'll never leave your side.
Jonas is the guy that loves to have the spotlight. He is usually the favorite guy from his group of friends. He'll always have the biggest balls to stand up for his friends because they mean a lot to him. He has a great sense of fashion, humbly athletic, can dance, play instruments, all equal to a man of romance.
Don't let this fool you. He may hide some of these things underneath his ego. He's actually smart but acts like the complete opposite sometimes.
Still he's a one of a kind type of guy. Cute, smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, etc. One glance, one conversation, and you'll never forget him.
jonas is a great guy
Doing a Jona, is when someone older is dating a younger person. The point at which it is not illegal but not right.
J: Ooh I am going to the disco tonight
S: Oh really?
J: Yep
S: Dont do a Jona!!!
J: Hahahah I won't
If your name is himeno, stay away from all people named jonas and if youre a 10 feet goth dommy mommy then you should def contact me
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig
David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.
"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"
Jona is the definition of an amazing human being, a great friend, and an even greater lover. You can consider yourself very lucky if you get to be with one, even if it's just for a brief moment. Once you have met a Jona you can never get them of your mind, or the feeling they gave you when you were with them, because a Jona is incredibly captivating. They have an indescribable way of speaking and looking at you that makes you feel like the most extraordinary and beautiful person in the world. In conclusion, Jona has the whole package and ia indeed a gift from God.
"How was your date?"
"Oh, it was wonderful - he was a Jona!"