Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick

Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling

burn that shit

It mean to burn the good shit

hey what's up burn that shit

burn it down

smoke weed

you trynna burn it down after school

monty burns

Rhyming slang for 'gurns' - i.e. Ecstasy pills.

'Let's have a night on the monty burns'

'I've got a fat bag of monty burns'

j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

burn the crops

smoking weed

*you wanna burn the crops?

*would you like to burn the crops?
*would you like to partake in burning the crops?
*If you have any spare time I would like you to burn the crops with me..
*If you could find the time in your busy schedule, I would really appreciate it if you would burn the crops with me
*KUSH
teacher: What'd you do this weekend bobby?
bobby: i burnt the crops

rack burn

n. red marks and creases that appear on the face of someone who has just awakened from a deep sleep.

From the bed head and rack burn, it was obvious to all on the bridge that ENS Martin had just been pulled from a nooner