Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick

Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling

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burn that shit

It mean to burn the good shit

hey what's up burn that shit

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burn it down

smoke weed

you trynna burn it down after school

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monty burns

Rhyming slang for 'gurns' - i.e. Ecstasy pills.

'Let's have a night on the monty burns'

'I've got a fat bag of monty burns'

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burn the crops

smoking weed

*you wanna burn the crops?

*would you like to burn the crops?
*would you like to partake in burning the crops?
*If you have any spare time I would like you to burn the crops with me..
*If you could find the time in your busy schedule, I would really appreciate it if you would burn the crops with me
*KUSH
teacher: What'd you do this weekend bobby?
bobby: i burnt the crops

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rack burn

n. red marks and creases that appear on the face of someone who has just awakened from a deep sleep.

From the bed head and rack burn, it was obvious to all on the bridge that ENS Martin had just been pulled from a nooner

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j burn

When you eat alot of jalepeños and that same night you take a shit that brings a tear to your eye. Literally.

dude, i had a j burn and i couldn't sleep last night.

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