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The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
pronounced (vej-ass)
meaning when someone farts a lot and takes major stinky deuces as a result of eating a lot of vegetables(veg)
Goddammit Drew! It smells like shit in here! You've got some major veg-ass you damn vegetarian!
When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.