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A guy that studies agriculture in uni. Usually fit, will leave you on read for months but text 'u up?' at 2am, rarely make appearances in class, is more committed to his tractor than you, and there seems to be tomfoolery that follows him where ever he goes...
"Oi! What's that lad doing? Did he down thirteen pints and is now swinging a road cone at a gardi?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"
Cheese that is left for years.
Some people like aged cheddar.
A Guy who stalks his enemies 1 by 1 in silence, Annihilating their souls, with the intention of having sexual intercourse with their girlfriends, sisters, or mother’s. He is outgoing, intelligent and dangerous all in one.
Elon Musk: When creating the Tesla, I had a conversation with my good friend Ag Bin Laden, He’s a brilliant guy.
"Oh, my God!" only made to express a situation that requires more than "oh, my God!" ; Like a more desperate situation when somethin really crappy happened to you.
The "oh, my God!" for people that are to lazy to write it.
A Street Nigga Out Tha Northwest. Known For Trickin Bitches Into Making Him Cash On Only Fans. Makes Bando Tunes.
Person 1: “I heard that nigga $lomo$age made a new song”
Person 2: “Ofc His shit so hard, that’s that bando music”
Person 1: “Fr”
A phrase to exemplify the bad and slow nature of white people not learning, developing, evolving, or improving. (It could also mean that white people tend to age faster physically)
You need to stop aging at the speed of white you racist POS!
Welp..... society is just aging at the speed of white...
You're not looking so good... aging at the speed of white.
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Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.
Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."
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