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Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.
Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?
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1: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and hopes to grow a tree.
2: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and her partner goes bobing for apples.
3: when a womans twat gets fingered more than a keyboard on an apple imac.
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N.- An enourmous head.
move your apple-head! I can't see the board!
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*Nickname for Jen Schoborg a.k.a Pineapple, known leader of the Iowan mafia. As leader of the mafia, P-apple is known to be found in the library studying her favorite class, physics, many days. Is also known to be a target for shenanigans by many pirates.
*result of the fundamental theorem of applied calculus,
Jen=JenJen=J^2=pineapple=p-apple
"Yo P-apple! What's crakin, home skillet?"
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Completely and totally disappointed after having your hopes set very high.
You come home from a very bad day at work and you go to the fridge and you say "Oh man, I have been craving an Apple all day long!" and you reach in and grab one and take it out thinking "oh, this is gonna taste great!" You take one bite and find out it tastes like a penis! In reaction you yell "DUDE! I WAS TOTALLY DICK APPLED!
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A sexually attractive person who is underage or otherwise illegal to have sex with.
Chuck, the big cheese, got a woodie whenever his assistant Lois walked by, but never schtupped her, since she was a poison apple. He was too samrt for that - besides, she looked like she wouldn't give it up without some work.
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Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.
"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"
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