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Bar Spankin'

1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.

2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.

1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.

2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.

by Josh Dennison April 6, 2008

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Bar War

A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.

Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.

"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"

by DublinJones December 4, 2009

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Bar-Jitsu

The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment

"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"

by pbkemp April 9, 2009

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bar pig

A large woman who frequently takes home people from a bar and sleeps with them.

Ryan got so drunk he left with that fat girl.
yeah, I bet he is balls deep in bar pig by now. Lol

Rosey odonnell
Whale
Hog
Fat chickopra

by mr 300zx October 9, 2013

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bar-scarred

(adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.

"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."

by Weslynn July 4, 2009

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bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage September 19, 2008

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choch bar

A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.

Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.

by Felds September 7, 2006

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