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1. To be lazy; To think of yourself as being cool by lounging aroung your house all day doing nothing when should be out getting a job or doing something with meaning.
2. A drunk who travels from bar to bar after they get cut off on drinks to obtain more alcohol.
1. Guy1:What's up, man? Guy2:Not much. Just chillin' at my crib, bar spankin'.
2. Bartender: I'm gonna have to cut you off for tonight. Drunk: Fine!!! I'll bar spank around town the rest of the night.
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A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.
Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
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A woman that takes a mans offer to buy her a drink with no intentions of dancing or going home with him. After the girl gets the drink she will usually "recieve a phone call that her brothers in the hospital and she has to go".
"dude your pathetic" - Brian
"Atleast I got some, you blew all your money on that bar leech last night" - Robert
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Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
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That bar next to the toilet that some use to hang towels on, but most use to hold onto when drunk to steady themselves while pissing/barfing
yo dont put your towel on the drunk bar, i need that later
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Anal sex followed by a quick blowjob; also known as ass-to-mouth
I gave her a steamy Fudge Bar last night
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The sacred art of being served at the bar in a busy pub or other beverage serving establishment
"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
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