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Bass Clarinet

NOT a saxophone!!

Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!

Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?

by Emmadilemma1305 March 21, 2019


Bass Clarinet

THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane

"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"

by trfygubhjknlm May 9, 2019


Bass in There!

A proclaimation made at any expanse in which bass could be. I.E. - lake, river, pond, bay, bag of Swedish Fish, mug..ect

(Passing by a small body of water)

Hey Guy! Bass in there!

by Hulk Rincey November 25, 2009


Billy bass

A really cool singing fish made by gemmy industries in 1999, they also made many other items and fish

If you don’t have a billy bass, get one on ebay then

by Pxprobotvidz January 1, 2021


drug n bass

a. record playing at the wrong speed
b. fast forward while playind a tape

When do you stop drug n bass ?
This guitarist is playing with drug n bass.
The small mouse sings drug n bass for a fallen tooth.

by codic February 3, 2010


Bass Drop

When the white 14-year-olds start dancing

Oh, your friend danced at the Bass Drop? Cool I don't give a fuck

by IhaveHIV February 1, 2021


straight bass

an amplifier of anything another person has just said

Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass

by gdfyftyudfyuitd October 17, 2009