Football player 1: what instrument is that?
Football player 2: I think it’s a saxophone...
Drum major: *throws baton* NOT a SaXiPhOnE!
Me: Bass Clarinet!
Football player 1: what the heak is that?
THE WEIRDEST FUCKING INSTRUMENT TO PLAY! Often slobbered on by people who deep throaght the instrument while looking insane
"hey your bass clarinet is too far down your throat!"
A proclaimation made at any expanse in which bass could be. I.E. - lake, river, pond, bay, bag of Swedish Fish, mug..ect
(Passing by a small body of water)
Hey Guy! Bass in there!
A really cool singing fish made by gemmy industries in 1999, they also made many other items and fish
If you don’t have a billy bass, get one on ebay then
a. record playing at the wrong speed
b. fast forward while playind a tape
When do you stop drug n bass ?
This guitarist is playing with drug n bass.
The small mouse sings drug n bass for a fallen tooth.
When the white 14-year-olds start dancing
Oh, your friend danced at the Bass Drop? Cool I don't give a fuck
an amplifier of anything another person has just said
Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass