The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above

Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.

Bullshit Bump

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

thot bump

thots that jump around dick to dick but do it in a fashionable way

Earl said to Tone "A and S are thot bumps "

Le bump

le bump is slang for a pregnant woman who kinda just do be bumping

Wow mrs Jefferson has le bump

chump bump

A man bun.

Hipsters love to have beards and chump bumps.

Bump That Trick

Smack that ho. Trick= ho, bump that= hit that smack that, pretty popular in old rap

If ur breezy is pissin you off, bump that trick

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bump me

fist bump

when 2 or more people, friends, make a fist and
bump each other
with their knuckles as a way of saying
hello, what's up,
keep up the good work,

see fist bump

bump me

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