Bike Bitch

The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.

Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!

Bike line

The line of water/mud you get on your back when you ride your bike over a puddle.

Ed: Hey guys what's up
Bob: Wow Ed, you got a mad bike line on your back
Ed: Fuck, I just got this shirt

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Bike Condom

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.