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Imaginary pen - usually at one end of the table - where any particularly far or unattractive women are sent to be seduced by any bloke in the group who is partial to going hogging or is just horrendously drunk.
"So mate your bird's friends on facebook are utter warpigs. They're not coming are they?"
"They are mate, but it's OK, we'll just chuck them in the Akers bin"
10 March 1957 - 2 May 2011
The mastermind behind the September 11th terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, he is said to have a beard gifted from Allah himself and did not let anything stand in his way.......apart from that bullet.
P1: Hey did you hear about Osama Bin-Laden
P2: yeah apparently he got shot in the head for some of the terrorist acts he did
P1: oh yeah...he was the one who organised the 9/11 attacks
The ugliest man ever. Is fat, his toes smell like mushy burnt slime. Comitted 9/11, gave kids 2,000 heart attacks in one day. He also eats raw eggs for breakfast and he licks snow off the ground. Looks like an honest orangutan that got covered in brown slime, chocolate, and poop.
The trasher:i wish osama bin laden will run for president!!!
Real men:hahaha you got pooped on by bird 😂😂😂😂😂
The best at hide and seek, just like my dad
Son: " hey mom, is dad Osama bin Laden "
Mom: " no, he's a pilot remember "