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An African-American who does the bidding of liberals, often to the detriment of his or her own community. Indoctrinated by liberal universities, this individual is usually well-trained and has an affinity for regurgitating liberal talking points on queue.
"Don't let the micro-braids fool you; Melissa Harris-Perry is a thoroughgoing black lab."
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A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.
Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.
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Passed out from alcohol or drugs.
“Rehab”, by Amy Winehouse
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said, "no, no, no"
Yes, I been black
But when I come back, you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab
I won't go, go, go
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1. another name for heroin
2. hottest black chick in the world
Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
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(n) an object to constrict the flow of blood to the ligaments. Used when "shooting" drugs into the arm.
Baby's black balloon makes her fly. I almost fell into that hole in her life.
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A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:
"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"
and
"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."
Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.
My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
blackplanet really sucks these days. It is a total waste of website space and yeah, you BP admins know this.
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Someone who is stronger, faster, bigger, and is more efficient than the normal human.
(Note: the person in reference does not have to have darker skin tone to be known as a black nigga)
“ to lift this cargo we need a black nigga”
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