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marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy
they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat
after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
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Very pert Ladies nipples caused when aroused or on a cold day.Can usually be seen best when it is not snurding season.
"Look at the rivets on that! There like blind cobblers thumbs!"
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During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”
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1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.
2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.
* Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes.
*Thankfully i had a paperbag handy to enjoy some Blind Man's Pleasure after seeing a face that looks like Carmen Electra after getting beatin in the face, scarred with a butcher knife, bitten by a rat, and pissed on.
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Something which is in front of us, yet cannot or will not be seen.
The visual equivalent of 'falling on deaf ears'.
Inside the White House, the numbers kept falling on blind eyes, unable to see that infection rates were exploding, that their candidate was massively behind in the polls, that across the country, people were on the march and would not back down.
When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.
Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.
When you go on a blind date for a happy hour and drink a few beers. The blind date ejects and leaves you at the bar. You drink until a random takes you home.
Cortes that lucky bastard thought he was done but caught a blind date rebound!