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A bro rapist is one who takes advantage of and sexually assaults unsuspecting and innocent bros.
Whitfield is a bro rapist because he carries a large bag of black dildos with him at all times.
Lynn is a bro rapist because he buys cases of Axe body spray to use as bait for unsuspecting bros.
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A) A bro so monstrous that he dwarfs all other bros around him, reducing them to insignificant preps compared to the gallons of Abercrombie cologne he uses on his 7 pastel polos with popped collars.
B) One whose titanic strength and audacious nature is capable of going toe to toe with the douchiest of bros, guidos, and other douchebags and surviving unscathed.
Example 1: "Yo, did you see the guy chugging those natties and plowing those hoes at the party last night? He's gotta be the bro-hemoth of campus"
Example 2: "Oh my god, Big S is so cocky and crazy that he started a fight with an orange, jersey guido and his 500 cousins at the club last night. And he won. What a bro-hemoth."
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v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
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The homosocial, nonsexual bonding between men from the age of 16 up where men discuss manly things in a masculine environment such as a dive bar, a house with a TV and beer pong table. The Bro Sesh may sometimes include, but is not limited to the use of tobacco products, recreational drugs, and alcohol.
Football Sunday, Pregame, Man time, Bro Sesh
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the act of having a discussion between bros about the ladies, general things, certain situations, and the ladies. Usually to straighten things out with a friend or group of friends.
What is a bro ?
Evan: Bro talk?
Kevin: Yeah bro talk mayn.
Evan: Sick bro. You should totally get at so-and-so.
Kevin: Yeah I know bro.
Evan: So go pussy!
Evan: Good. Did you see how fine she looked?
Kevin: Yumps. She got tits like Jesus.
Evan: Fashoda.
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A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.
Man, I haven't been laid in weeks, Timmy did give me a bro job last night to help me out though.
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