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Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2020


thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots

Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!

by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018


THOT Cannon

A handcannon used for destroying Thots.

Stands for Thermal Handcannon Optimized for Termination

Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 22, 2019


Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022


Cocaine cannon

Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.

I met this Ole girl at the bar last night and did a cocaine cannon straight from her fart box.

by HookerHuey June 9, 2024


bullet cannon

Bullet cannon is what a toilet sees after you scoff down too many pigs n blankets and sweaty chicken legs on Christmas Day.

Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!

by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024


A cannon to a pebble

A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.

Person 1: Cheese good

Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....

Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble

by Herr Shrek December 19, 2021