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When you put saggy genetalia in a coke bottle.. then watch a girl get naked so your fella gets wedges in the bottle then slap the girl with the bottle which at this point should be tightly on your meat.
your sister pissed me off dan so a Coke bottle massacre was in order.
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This is a reference to the movie review of "Double Team" by the Nostalgia Critic, where Coca Cola was used as a gratuitous product placement to save the protagonists from a large explosion. It is used to signify when product placement is used to help the protagonist in a sticky situation.
The use of "Head and Shoulders" shampoo in the movie "Evolution" was a blatant Frying the Coke moment.
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Tony Robinson the king of things that are.erm?...........erm?............erm?..dont know really! BALDRIK U wazuk
'OOOH look that crappy programme is on where a load of sad old degenerates look at dead grannies (Time Team). That means Coke Man will be making an appearence!!!'
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When male is about to bust his nut, he removes penis from hole and places tip up nose. Once tip is up the nose and nut has occurred, the famale snorts the cum up her nose like a like of coke...
Man when i gave that girl a kalamazoo coke whore last night she snorted a 8ball of my cum.
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When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock) ”
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.
Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there