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To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.
(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).
HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny
This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
Oh baby, wanna try a dirty controller?
When you take an Xbox one controller, turn on a game to full vibration, and then hold it to a girls clit until they cum.
James: bro I gave my girl a Dirty Controller last night
Jax: what's that
James: one hell of a video game
The news tells you less animals are being surrendered during the pandemic. They weren't being surrendered before the pandemic, people are just home now to keep animal control from taking them from where they live.
If you weren't home at the time, the girl would call animal control to get your pet taken from you, the difference during the pandemic is that people are home that keep that from happening now. Try telling the people who lost their pets it's a morale boost to anyone to have their pets at a shelter somewhere.
a lovely sweet grandma giving out advice on her youtube channel to ladies her age about how to take care of their skin. she does more than that though. she makes wig review videos, her struggles and reasons to stay positive. she is a inspiring beautiful women who is always welcoming and loving to her pose!
have you seen take control beauty’s youtube channel?
i know it’s awesome! i’ve been using her skincare advice and look how smooth my skin in!
n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"
Is a word meaning twitch user controls a game until completion, or help or sabotage the streamer from compleating the objective
Because twitch controls make the game to zero gravity the streamer failed and have to start from the begining