A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.
Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.
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This cow that plays pranks on you
*Postman puts away letters*.
*cow does dance*
*postman looks behind*
*cow stops dancing*
Someone walking by: mmmmmmmmmm cow
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Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.
Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.
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Salty, or acitic. A loving, fun, close friend or person whom your has amused or anoyied you, or caused you fustation with but still love to death.
"hes such a barbitious cow...!"
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While doing an ugly lactating girl from behind, when you're about to nut, quickly reach under grabbing both tits and squeeze as hard as you can. (Extra points for having cold hands, and extra points if you are able to successfully milk her.)
I gave my wife an angry cow this morning. She screamed so loud she woke the baby!
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a groupchat with the lomls. the coolest, funniest, nicest, and sweetest people you will ever meet and i just love them sm.
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Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.