crying like muck

Mentally,Unstable,Crying,Karen.

Everytime We Have Company.The Neighbors Be Crying Like Muck. They Act Like Parking's Reserved On Public Streets ,What Are They Employee Of The Month.

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

Cry Cultist

A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.

These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)

These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,

Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"

A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"

(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)

"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)

(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")

butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.

When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.

butthole battle cry

A hardy roar that must be given when you graze your lovers or sex partners butthole with thy finger in a circular motion, tracing thy butthole. Actions after this are up to the battle-crier.

When I grazed her butthole with my finger, I gave my hardy butthole battle cry so she knew I meant business.

An Exodus Cry

When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.

Wife "lets have sex tonight"

Husband "Honey, i cant, i got to have an Exodus Cry tonight.

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cry for help (pls help me)

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now

this is a cry for help (pls help me)