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Someone who has been on a diet for only a couple of days but already craves fattening foods like a zombie craves brains. Usually attacks the fridge in a zombie-like manner.
I'm already becoming a diet zombie. BRRROOOOWWWWNNNNIIIIEEEEESSSSS!
a "soar diet" is a way of saying 7 redbulls in a day then falling asleep to take a soar nap.
"bro im on the soar diet rn"
"ong frfr?!"
The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.
Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin
Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets
Bob: Ok Cool!
What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet
After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.
A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!
A cocktail made precisely with 5 ice cubes, single jigger of white bacardi rum and flat fresco found in the back of refrigerator.
The name of this drink is Emily ran out of diet Pepsi.
When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.
An attractive person with no depth.
Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.