don't ever change

What people write in your yearbook when they don't really know you and are trying to think of something nice to say.

Kristen didn't actually know Molly, so when Molly asked her to sign her yearbook, Kristen wrote:

Hey, Molly! We had a great year, huh? You're such a cool person. Don't ever change. HAGS!

11👍 9👎

I don't care

You care immensely.

1: "I'm gay!'
2: "I don't care."
1:
2: "But-"

18👍 20👎

Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase clearly stating, "Don't Feed the Bears" this rule is best followed if one cares about his or her puny pathetic life. Otherwise just screw it, feed the friggin' bear.

"Billy! I said not to feed the bears!"
"but pa'"
"No! Not buts, this is the last time i get you a fake body part!"

17👍 16👎

Ball don't lie

A simple phrase made famous by Rasheed Wallace and coach Flip Saunders that presents evidence that a foul call was indeed unwarranted when the basketball doesn't go in the hoop (usually when the foul beneficiary is at the free throw line).

'Ball don't lie' is more than phrase a player can call out to make a case that a call was made unnecessarily, it is also a mind-set and philosophy. Although Rasheed Wallace may come off to the public as an inarticulate NBA thug, some, like myself, believe that he is a deeper individual, both in intelligence and in a spiritual sense. 'Ball don't lie' is evidence of this hidden and sheltered brilliance exposing itself to the masses. The basketball philosophy Rasheed gave the world, that a basketball is a fair and unbiased being, is ingenious. I have a feeling that some NBA players may have adopted this set of thinking and think the exact phrase of "ball don't line" when NBA referee bullshit is evident. I believe Rasheed's philosophy extends beyond the shooting immediately after the bull call, maybe even influencing the outcome of the game (although the circumstances in which the call occurred would have to be significant). Radical, yes, but if we as a society have accepted crap like the 'Cleveland curse' can't we believe a philosophy like this.

Thank you 'sheed.

-Playgrounds in Beijing, China-

*Kid trips taking it to the hole, cries foul that the defender pushed him*

Kid 1: chi cha chong chi FOUL.

*Pay resumes, Kid 1 misses everything and loses*

Kid 2: chow mha mi ming tao BALL DON'T LIE...beeeech

230👍 317👎

if you don't like that, you don't like girls

if you don't like whatever the other person says, you don't like girls.

Johnny - How's my new haircut

Ted - If you don't like that, you don't like girls.

16👍 3👎

don't mug yourself

don't screw yourself over mug yourself

She has STD's dude don't mug yourself

36👍 41👎

Don't Get It Twisted

It means dont make the situation Worse then what it really is Aka Dont over React

Dude Me and your Girl Were Just Chillin Don't Get it Twisted

65👍 81👎