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douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.

Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.

by A-ronYo September 17, 2021


douchebag

A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.

Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".

by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023


Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

by yobaf February 13, 2011


douchebag

That annoying member of long lost organisation that sees everyone like they see themselves

That douchebag continuously annoyed all of us, so we decided to put him into his place.

by November 7, 2022


Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023


Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.

Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.

by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024


Douchebag

Painted chin strap and hard part

Hey you know that Jonathan Williams kid?
Yeah...that douchebag kid right?

by Mike Hunt is a Harry One December 22, 2020