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A person that thinks they are going to single-handedly, or sometimes with the help of like-minded individuals, save a community.
Cops, prosecutors, golf course security guards, self-important businessmen, and politicians generally have a dragon slayer mentality.
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When you stretch out your girlfriend's ass, put a beard dragon in, and let it crawl around.
I bought a lizard so I could give my girl a gaping dragon.
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One who loves dragons more than falcons
James you dragon lover!
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can only be done with a 10 inch or longer penis. A jump spin in which the erect penis smacks someone in the face breaking bones and loosing teeth
hey biatch gimme yo wallet
you will face my spinning dragon
what da fuck
haya
"crack"
aww fuck my jaw
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A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
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Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"
My girlfriend prefers "The Bearded Dragon" over the Brazilian.
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Dragon boat. The oldest and BEASTLIEST of all river sports in the world. It originated in China, about 2,000 years ago.
The boats are about 40 feet long and weigh 2,000 pounds. Each fits 22 people: 20 paddlers two to a seat, a drummer and a steersperson.
A good dragon boat team has all 20 paddlers paddling in sync and can move relativley fast in the water. A sucky boat will look like a catepillar going down the river and won't move fast. At all.
The paddle speed ranges from 70-90 strokes per minute, give or take a bit.
Crew teams generally think they are better than dragon boats because they go faster. Big whoop. Not our faults they call power 10's when we're paddling light.
And we are more man. We get splashed like crazy and have water constantly in our faces.
There is a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP in Summer 2009 in Prague, Czech Republic. A lot of the world will be there.
EXAMPLE:
Crew Kid One: WOAH! DIDJA SEE TEAM USA GO DOWN THE RIVER!?
Crew Kid Two: YEAH! They looked super sexy.
Crew Kid Three, thinking to himself: I should have joined Dragon boat. It's so beast.
Crew Kid Four: I do BOTH, therefore I am amazing. And I have time.
Crew Kids 1 2 3: *glares at dragon boat-er*
EXAMPLE 2:
Coach: Alrightey guys, 30 minute piece today. We're training for the 2000 meter.
Dragon boat kids: OHNO I MEAN YAY.
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