dry bod

The term dry can be used to describe something or someone as being boring, crap or just generally lame. The term bod is a person, so the combination of dry and bod make someone who is just plain gay. This term originated in the ghetto of Kingstanding (uk)

Tom:Safe blud can I copy your homework as I couldnt be arsed to do it?
Timmy: No, You wont learn if you copy mine
Tom: Dry bod

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dry-docking

Rough anal sex without lube, usually done by surfers on the beach.

"Billy was dry-docking Bobby last night and now he is walking like he is bow-legged."

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dry dock

The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.

To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!

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dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.

Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.

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Dry Dock

Not having sex for longer than a month.

I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.

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dry drop

v. When one places a large enough amount of toilet paper into the toilet bowl to soak up all of the water, and then defecates on top of the mound of toilet paper.

This renders the toilet useless, as it cannot be flushed until the contents are removed manually.

That frat party sucked last night, so I dry dropped their upstairs bathroom.

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dry tugger

violent hand job with no lube

getting a hand job in a park with your pants on and a softy ending up in a dry tugger

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