Has a massive elephant trunk as a penis and is amazingly funny. He is also extremely sexy;)
Girl1: Guess who I just slept with!!
Girl2: OMG!! WHO??!!
Girl1: EDDIE!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!!! SO LUCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
A large right angled shape formed at the back of a persons head.
This hat is doesn't fit me because of my eddie.
The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.
is he ugly? Is he athletic? is he funny?
its eddie
The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.
is he ugly? Is he athletic? is he funny?
its eddie
Eddie is an old English name representing a brave and loyal battle warrior. Though they don't attempt to be leader, they suit the term perfectly. They are also very handsome and are full of great surprises. They are very attractive and their sense of humour is amazing.
Eddie's normally get very jealous and when in a great relationship, will get physical and angry when someone tempers with his stuff. He also gets hot headed when he is accused of nothing and always justifies. Eddie's are also great at making love and no one should turn them down as they are the best thing in your life. With a large men's body part, he is brilliant!! Try find one and keep it for yourself, but only if he wants to.
They also turn against their love of things when people they know disagree with it. Just don't mess with him, he is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHLOE: Hey, guess who I'm having a child with?
ALEX: Em, well yesterday you were with- NO!!
CHLOE: Yeah, Eddie is a sexy sex machine with a massive dick that I sucked right off!!
ALEX: but I want him!!
CHLOE: You'll have to ask him.
Mascot for English metal legends Iron Maiden. Theres a different iteration of him on almost all of their 16 (soon to be 17) studio album covers.
Bruce: Did you hear Iron Maiden is releasing their 17th studio album Senjutsu on September the 3rd?
Dave: The new Eddie on the cover is a samurai! Kick-ass, dude!
Steve: Up the Irons!!!!