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Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.
The act of putting cereal (and milk) into a woman's vagina.
H1: What's for breakfast today?
H2: Some delicious egg & cereal!
When a man ejaculates in a woman and another man licks the semen out of her vagina
My friend didn’t tell me he left me egg whites.
Schneider egg
It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape
There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio
Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".
Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
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A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.
*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."
Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!