Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.
I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
Pissing in a females, as she shoots the piss out doggy style.
That chick last night pulled and old faithful and soaked me!
A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm in which a males penis is in the middle of these two vaginas and at the peak of his orgasim he blows his load into the sky like the Oldfaithfufl
3some in which to girls rub their vaginas on your cock at the same time while their legs are inner twined and when you come in the air it is called the "old Faithful"
When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.
Faith hope is a school where everyone is rich. If you see the pick up line after school it’s not rare to see 3 G- wagons in a row. It’s has a rivalry with OLPH. It’s used to be a good school until they got a new principle who doesn’t know how to handle a school and just looks at students asses the whole day. Also junior high got a new math teacher replacing a really good one who left after one year with Dr. Meager and now their stuck with a millennial who likes to bond with kids over video games and isn’t fully qualified to be a teacher. It’s used to be a great school but now anymore the only thing holding it together are the traditions. And the best are the 8th grade traditions like how the boy football players cut their hair, they ride in cool cars, and draw on other cars and the cheer leaders decorate the school. The traditions are good and they education is bad.
Friend #1- what school do you go to
Friend#2- Faith Hope and Charity
Friend#1- Their school sucks now that they have a new principal
being openly gay behind closed doors but being a faithful to god and his will or being part of cult
no man I'm true don't worry about it I have my hidden faith