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5th Family

The hardest-working,, hardest-drinking family in the Zeta Nu chapter of Beta Theta Pi.

He drinks every day of the week. very 5th family.

by Ben December 14, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rainbow Family

A rag-tag disorganized group of weekend hippies who exercise their first amendment right to gather on the 4th of July weekend. They illegally gather in groups of tens of thousands in remote, pristine areas of public land. Despite claims to "cleaning up after themselves," the Rainbows destroy protected wilderness areas often trampling upon endangered plants and making life difficult for endangered animals. While Rainbows pretend to be a non-organization, they act in an organized fashion to devastate environmental areas in the name of celebrating "Mother Earth." Despite some similarities between their belief system and First Nations belief systems, Rainbow Family members frequently trespass upon and desecrate indigenous sacred lands. They ignore the pleas of native elders to respect and refrain from gathering upon sacred locations.

Most Rainbows are well-behaved, but a significant minority steals to gain money to get to Rainbow gatherings. They will also shoplift supplies needed for the gathering. Given the extent of drug use among the Rainbow Family members, it is no surprise that violence is much more common than these "peaceful folks" care to admit. Rainbow Family culture is still far more sexist than they admit. The women do most of the work at the Gatherings. The men generally look to get laid. Rainbows are well known for permissive policies regarding drug use and sex. STD's, particularly disease resistant strains, are common among the Rainbows.

I hear it'll be decades before that part of the park recovers from that Rainbow family gathering; they have completely fucked it up.

by Wompii the Magic Rabbit February 25, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


family guy

An animated comedy show which, although would not have existed without the heavy influence of The Simpsons, has now arguably stolen the mantle of funniest and most popular cartoon in recent years. It's more adult themes and randomn non-sequiteurs seems to have caught the imagination of a younger, more sophisticated Simpsons-weary generation. Less obtuse and sweary than South Park, which also appears to have had it's day.

"Family Guy is the Simpsons for the new Millennium"

by Bobx December 2, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family Guy

Greatest show ever.

They were cancelled by FOX because of the episode where Peter "needs a Jew". The Jewish community got pissed and filed a lawsuit or something. Then the DVD sales were SOO fantastic, they were like screw you. We want money. So the show started up again.

God bless DVDs.

Family Guy!

Brian: You ever stop and think "Wow, I'm married to that guy"?
Lois: Yeah, but I usually just suppress it.
Brian: Is that healthy?
Lois: What's the worst that could happen?
Peter: inside Lois' head I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor. I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor, oh-oh, I'm a tumor!

by Shickashombon April 9, 2006

67๐Ÿ‘ 160๐Ÿ‘Ž


family values

an annual tour started by KoRn. Features a few good bands (Korn,Staind,Static-X and Sevendust) and a couple other bands that i don't really like (Linkin Park)

Linkin Park fan: "Linkin Park was great today!"
Me:"Staind was better when they did "Crawl" with Static-X"

by perons who knows his shit November 3, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Family Jewls

Basicaly a blokes Bollocks, Handed down through the family, thas where it gets its name from

'Dude i just got kicked in the Family Jewls' '*Cringes*Ow that must of hurt'

by JBW March 29, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Focus On the Family

A 'Christian' fundamentalist fanatical Talban organization founded in 1977 by the self-appointed preacher-teacher-psychologist James Dobson who claims to have been a 'hippie' in his younger days but later 'saw the light'. Or that 'he learned to pray before he could talk'. Depends on what day it is. He DID see a way to steal money. Oh, his ideology 'focuses' on the family and 'family values' alright. As in hatred towards Jews, Muslims, other (real) Christians, homosexuals, 'liberals', the usual rigmarole. Dobson is anti-abortion and advocates violence against Planned Parenthood clinics whether they do abortions in them or not. He even supported the dumb broad Sarah Palin fervently, even when her teen daughter got pregnant just because Sarah is a flamboyant 'GOOD conservative Christian' (as in HYPOCRITE). And he endorses the money-grubbing 'Promise Keepers' rip-off that sprouted in the 90s (remember that bullshit?).

But there's more. He insists on the outdated notion that the sexes aren't equal - the woman MUST be submissive to her man EVEN if he beats the fucking shit outta her. And get this. He says that the teen years are 'tough' (don't we know it!) so his 'solution' is 'father-daughter dances AND dates' as well as having mothers and sons go on DATES! Yeah, 'Take Mom to the Prom'! WHADDAAAAFUUUUUUUUUKKKK!!!!! Incestuous, obscene, sickening to the max! Dobson stepped down as the head in 2010 to host a radio showbut still has a large influence in this CULT.

1. Rage Against The Machine mentioned this fanatic cult with 'They gather round the family/ with a pocket full of shells!'
2. Focus On the Family has a lot of tentacles of influence encircling media, TV, political friends - all intended to fill the pockets of liars and robbers. They probably kowtow to the ANTICHRIST dirtbag Traitortrump too because they sure don't follow the real Christ.

3. If you have a family of your own - focus on YOUR family. Follow your heart, pursue a real religion but DON'T have anything to do Focus On the Family. It's a fraudulent enterprise of brainwashing, greed and hatred.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 26, 2022

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