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Condition where you get gout in your joints as result of the previous days overeating or indulgence at a conference.
Paul: “I can hardly walk today after all the food we had at the conference yesterday”
Linus: “It looks to me as if you have a serious case of Conference Foot”
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Character in the Land Before Time movies who has a long neck so he can suck Duckie (the only dino in the land who was deaf, blind, mute, and retarded) off. Also, he tries to rape the 3 horn Sarah, but she retaliates with "Three horns don't play with long necks u weirdo!" NOTE: All 572952058237 of the Land Before Time videos are avalible at Costco's, otherwise known as my second home
"Hey Duckie, lemme get some lovin!! If we do anything stupid, you just treestar/starphish me and there won't be any more baby to worry about!
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to unwillingly insert as much of your foot into your partners mouth during hot booty sex
Craig, get you smelly, cheesy, son of a bitch of a foot out of my mouth mumbles natalie with a mouth full of foot
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el-uh-fuhnts fuht
(v) a sex maneuver performed by mounting your girlfriend/wife scissor-style whilst standing, and placing one foot on the throat/chin, and applying extreme pressure, causing her to pass out.
*Note: If the elephant's foot is performed while you have a case of athlete's foot, it's known as "The Green Lantern"
(n) a metal stand used for mounting engines for use on an engine dyno, having a crank that allows the engine to be raised or lowered
1. "Last night I felt frisky, so I gave Cindy the elephant's foot. She was out for almost an hour!"
2. "Dude, somebody took all the elephant's feet out of Building Three, I had to use a milk crate and pieces of wood to hold up that big block.
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Meaning excrement on shoe, often used by farmers or ramblers.
McCloud: achh no Gareheart.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.
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when your foot looks so much like a sweaty ass that people jerk off to you putting your toe jam all over it
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Referring to the condition of a person's foot. A person who does not clip their toenails, wash their feet, and lets their feet smell, all with no shame or attempt to hide it. Feet that resemble the foot of the Christmas Krampus. A creature that looks like the lovechild of Big Foot and the Devil.
Did you see the Krampus Foot on that person?
Dude! You really need to take care of that Krampus Foot.
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