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When you look like a potato and you're also super greasy.
I look like a potato and I've been sweating at the gym all day and I'm so greasy and disgusting. I'm a french fry today.
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A french prince is an injury received from being felated by a person with a pierced tongue. An unintentional Prince Albert.
Man, I had to go to the hospital last night. Some chick I met at the bar gave me a french prince.
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When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.
Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?
Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
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tongue kissing a butthole after a long horse ride. A special case of a rim-job
After a long ride across the plains, I got her to give me the old French Montana, even though I was sweating my balls off
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French Vanilla, butter pecan, chocolate deluxe even caramel sundaes is getting touched
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A nasty person who resembles french toast... usually has the following attributes: greasy hair-syrup, bad smelling-burnt eggs, baby powder in hair to try to cover up the grease-powdered sugar. May also be a mysterious whore-nobody knows where it came from and is everywhere.
Man: Hey did you see that Kaitlyn smith chick?
Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.
Man: Hey, your right!
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One of the most powerful military in the world
Despite what people say, they are not a bunch of surrender monkeys
They have some of the most advanced weapons in the world and supply many countries with weapons
one of the main reasons they get so much ridicule is because they refused to join US in the invasion of Iraq and because of WW2. Contrary to popular belief, the French did not just surrender, they still had the Free French Forces and the French Resistance who were truly valiant
During World War I, 1.4 million French soldiers were killed as they fought with bravery and gallantry and there are many more stories of gallantry like this
French Military has among the highest military victories in the world having been in over 150 major wars in the last 2000 years, they have won 110 of them
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