front donut

A woman's vagina that is wider than usual.

Wow! Her front donut almost swallowed me whole!

shut the front door

a subititute for the bad phtase stfu

shut the front door!

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

Fanny front

1. Synonymous with love life.
2. The ventral opening of a lady.
3. A terrible attempt at smack talk/tough guy attitude.

1. Josh - 'Dude, how is the fanny front?'

Todd - 'Josh man, it's awesome! I have 7 girls going at

the same time! My balls look vacuum packed

they are so empty!'

2. Josh - 'Todd man, her fanny front must look like a

wizard's sleeve!'

3. Josh - 'Todd, shut yo damn mouth bitch!'

Todd - 'Dude, lose the fanny front'

Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."

Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.

th fronting

Stupid fucks who don’t know how to speak properly and pronounce “th” as “f”

The only exception is if you’re from a certain part of Britain where it’s just the accent, otherwise you’re just fucking dumb

Person 1: “He’s not free years old Carol”
Carol: “You talk like a ‘free’ year old”
Naomi: “Ha he’s th fronting what a dumbass”

old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that