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Someone who does xc and knows anything and everything about it. Obsessed with running. May or may not be an actual geek. A lot of self-proclaimed "cross country geeks" are actually popular.
A cross country geek cannot go a day without running at least 5 miles.
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When manly men talk about complicated MMA fighting moves.
Buff Man: Wow, did you just see that inverted omoplata attempt?
Buff Man2: Yah, he needed to watch his body physics better though to control his opponent.
What a bunch of MMA Man Geeks.
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1. Derogatory name used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.
2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.
**It is rude to call someone a cross country geek unless you self-identify as one.
Also see: trackie
That cross country geek would jump off an 18 story building if they got rid of xc tomorrow.
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A female, obsessively interested in fantasy or technological, or non-academic subjects, who is also smoking hot. Only 18 of these rare and beautiful creatures are know to exist in the wild.
"This here is rare footage of the Geek Girl, Hot in her natural habitat. As she solders her Atari 2600, male geeks look on. A fight to the death shall soon ensue among them, as to who gets to pass their seed along though this magnificent and almost-extinct creature."
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Someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of Darth Vader's suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.
I'm a Star Wars fan, but there's no way in hell that I'm going to wait in line for a so-so movie.
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If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea
Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."
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Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.
Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.
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