A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!
Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....
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Beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always. Ask Aziz, he knows.
"You don't know Tiger Hand? Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always."
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The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.
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1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)
Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment
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When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, then lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).
Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.
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The slightly dirty, greasey, or sometimes sticky feeling your hands get when touching bars, handle straps or seats on public transit.
Sorry I just got home and have to wash my bus hands before I eat.
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Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand
Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!
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