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Happy Splashing

To purposfuly drive through a puddle with pedestrians next to it hence splashing the puddle over the beforementioned pedestrians. Hilarious.
Started after a female motorist recorded herself Happy Splashing and was swiftly told she could be persecuted for the event.
Yes happy splashing is ILLEGAL. Shame about that.

Lady: Im going Happy Splashing!

Guy 1:What an idiot!
Guy 2:What?
guy 1:That lady just happy splashed those people at a bus stop
Guy 2:Don't worry, she'll prbobaly post it to youtube and be fined in a few days.
Guy 1:Ture

by Theotherone61 October 28, 2009

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


happy chain

A chain to which a new link is added daily, and onto each link the happiest part of the day is written upon in any form at all. Fragments, sentences, pictures, doodles, whatever.

Look back on it. It reminds you of the happy memories you've had. It's marvelous.

Last Tuesday made for the most explosive happy chain link ever!

by The Society for the Prevention of Boredom February 9, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


happy birthday

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.

by mr.worldwide_305 August 16, 2021

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

by The Strut October 11, 2004

73πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.

release the peace nigger
*slap*

by rathsangatas drink December 7, 2004

140πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.

"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"

by Falafelfield December 22, 2005

155πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


Happiness Sponge

An individual with the ability to absorb any feelings of elatedness, ecstasy or pure happiness felt by others, and in turn is negatively approached. Usually applies to those dealing with peer pressure, the influence of bad television shows and bullying tendencies.

Alex was such a happiness sponge, as soon as he opened his mouth to speak, everyone began cutting themselves.

by Winner :) December 5, 2010

40πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž