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A sexual position involving a grappling hook, a pineapple, a traffic cone, and a glow stick. After that point, use your imagination.
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Ben Harris is a midget cunt who is addicted with Ryan Bowen. If he is given a briefcase and is wearing a blazer he looks like Will from The Inbetweeners. He is addicted to shitty games such as: Five NIghts At Freddys, he believes these games are real and often makes references that no one even understands or gives a flying fuck about. He makes several suicide jokes a day and I often want him to just do it. Ben Harris has a solid relationship with Vince Harris, they often engage in sexual interaction and has floated the idea of a threesome with a man named Neil Bowen (His best friend Ryan Bowens dad) He will often violently assault Religious Studies teachers.
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the most beautiful, hot, perfect, funny, respectful, down to earth, talented person that is many girls’ celeb crush. not only is he unbelievably fit, but he is an amazing singer and songwriter, and ex member of one direction (which just boosts his coolness) and such a nice guy. as he says treat people with kindness!
person 1: i love harry styles
person 2: doesn’t everyone
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An unshaved penis that is as hard as a diamond
I gave her my Harry Winston all night
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Cockney slang - Spunk (jizz, the white stuff, protein shot, salt water)
that birds got harry munk dripping from her chin, silly girl didnt swallow.
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The act of taking a shit in a toilet without touching the toilet seat.
Normally done at festivals near the end of the weekend when the toilet is absolutely over flowing with shit.
"That bog was so full of shit I had to do a Bomber Harris!"
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