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The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat
Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.
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When you pop a girls "cherry" in an abandon house and you don't know what to do with the blood, so you put it in an old hat and throw it into the forest.
oh shit! I forgot my "blood hat", i guess we'll have to use this towel.
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When someone (usually a carpenter) gets in trouble, they have to wear a bundle of insulation on their head a period of time determined by the severity of the deed.
I told you to put these trusses 24" on center, not 23"! Put on the insulation hat and get in the sonor tube for 15 minutes, you insubordinate bastard!
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The act of being effed in the a. Usually used as an insult rather than a literal statement. This term came about in the back seat of my friends car after being told by his mother that we could no longer say "effed in the a". The phrase was then changed to party hatted.
Oh fuck! You just got party hatted.
We break danced much better than you; therefore, you just got party hatted.
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The type of style where one wears a baseball cap slightly off to the side giving the appearance that he has just been slapped upside the head. Style is generally worn by today's younger crowd.
My daddy didn't like my boyfriend because he thought he looked goofy with slap hat.
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Less Than Three
What guys think the Heart symbol in chatting is. <3
Jen: I <3 You
Mike: What? Why do you ass-hat me?
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A wide collection of pointy "hats" worn by the pontiff himself. The collection ranges from Star Wars pope hats to Oprah Pope Hats. He wears any pope hat on a given day depending on his mood.
"Dude, is that Geraldo Rivera Pope Hat fucking sweet?"!
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