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Having a good day or… a shit one
Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders
To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off
Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!
Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you
You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!
I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.
Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?
If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.
"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."