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For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.
Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
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Synonym for a heart attack and/or heart burn. MUST (and this cannot be stressed enough) be said with a Boston accent.
"Oh man, that cheeseburger is gonna give me a heart-bitch!"
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A game designed to tug into the heartstrings of FF weeaboos and disneyfags by combining the worst aspects of both companies and turning it into this fucking ass game. The whole story revolves around this gary stu fag named Sora who has to have ten different versions of him co-existing with him in-game. The addition of the characters Goofy and Donald makes the icing on this shit cake.
Hey man I'm so excited about Kingdom Hearts 3! I can't wait to play it with pregnant mod and imagine that I impregnated Sora's soiled musky ass. I am going to make him abort that bitch and feed it to Donald and Goofy. I can't wait to tell all about this to those faggots over at 4chan, this is going to be so funny! I'm the king!!
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another name for that lovely place between a females legs thats always warm and ready
my candy heart is waiting for your tasting
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A 1:4 kill/death ratio in BF2. This is a minimum of 5 kills and 20 deaths.
hense: you suck ass at the game and by getting a "purple heart" even furthers you sucking ass, except you're now being told by EA.. ouch.
suggestions to cope with thee: die.
doooman is shooting at someone but cannot get any kills, he does however kill 5 people to his 20 deaths and recieves a giant kick-in-the-ass (purple heart). Game over, you suck.
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When the one who is your whole world suddenly destroys any ounce of self esteem you have left by breaking it off with you to be wit some stanky bitch you hate. He never gives you the real reason of why he left, he makes up every excuse in the book of why it's your fault. Then when you try to be civilwith him he completely ignores you. You're so in love that you have your best friend talk to him because all you want to know is WHY. Then your friend asks why he wouldn't at least be your friend and he makes up the shitty excuse of " because the breakup didn't go well" no shit. I am completely and utterlyin love with yiou and everything was fine until suddenly you woke up and decided to shatter my heart into a million pieces. Then when it's been 2 years and you've been depressed and let yourself go, gaining at least 50 pounds, you haven't even tried getting with other guys because he is the only one you want, and the worst part is, he probably doesn't even know that you still think about him everyday and you still hurt in your heart every second because of him. you see he is happy, he has a new girl,You envyher and you loathehis happiness. You just want him to feel how you feel,worthless of anyone and anything. You try to explain to your friends what your going through and they just don't get it. They tell you everything will be okay eventually. It won't be okay it will never be okay. And you will NEVER get over him.
Person: whatever happened to Miranda?She was such a beautiful, outgoing, happy person!
Best friend: She was perfectly fine until that asshatKyler gave her a damn broken heart.
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