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Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine July 14, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum hook

the act of inserting your thumb up your sexual partners anus during doggie style sex

i was shagging her doggie style and bum hooked her so she couldn't get away

by aaron dennis October 4, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fish-hooked

To wind someone up to the point they bite and exude small bouts of rage in disagreement.

"Wow, did you see how much Ryan was fish-hooked by Tom?"
"I did, how embarrassing for the bloke"

by Colak19 April 26, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


hook it up

To ask for a service,favor but be generous.

Hook it up with a phat sak.
Hey, you wanna hook it up?

by Marco October 24, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


hook up

1. When 2 people decide that they want to have a fun relationship
2. Getting together to have a great time anywhere
3. Going official with the person you've been with
4. Liking the person you are with

We hooked up a long time ago!

by Waterhouse April 24, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž