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horse face

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

111๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse-an-itis

A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).

The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.

Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?

Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.

by Dr. Ralf March 13, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse slapped

Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.

Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.

Shit dawg, that nucka got horse slapped. that's wack.

by xBetsyx August 18, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skyrim-horsing

The act of jumping up unscalable mountains or verticle walls. The word originates from a horses ability in Skyrim to jump up unscaleable mountains.

While I was climbing mt. Everest, I decided to partake in the ancient tradition of Skyrim-horsing

by Yuumu April 2, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead Horses

Rap crew from SF bay during the early 2000's

Dead Horses in the house tonight I hear they brought hott fire

by Tim L from Nevada City November 7, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


horse cunt

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.

Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt

by croftbrudercandycane June 2, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Horse cock

United States Navy for bologna...

"I'm heading down to the mess deck to pick up a horse cock sandwich for mid-rats"

by Heyroadguy1 June 17, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž