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When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.
Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar
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Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.
Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.
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When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.
Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.
Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.
Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.
Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.
I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.
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Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.
That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.
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YulkyTulky and her alt accounts.
YulkyTulky and their alts are human trash
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The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch
The backside of this handle is covered in human goo
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When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip
I used my friend as a human bayblade
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