When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child
Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*
For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you
"Hey I love my girlfriend"
People say I love hot dads when they are attracted to dads who are hot.
Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
I love hot dads means that a person is attracted to hot man that are dads.
Person one: “hey look over there that man is hot”
Person two:”he’s a dad”
Person one:”man I love hot dads.”
Things that people say online when a new trailer for a film comes out, that actually has nothing to do with what happened in the movie as it often involves characters and quotes from other movies.
It's in reference to the memes that came about after the release of Morbius, i.e. "I loved the part where Morbius said 'It's Morbin' time!' and Morbed all over the bad guys." The joke therein is that this didn't actually happen in the movie, but because practically no one watched it everyone started making ironic memes saying that it was the best movie ever and talking about their "favourite" parts which are actually blatant lies. Now people are using different variations of that sentence for other entertainment, particularly when they think said entertainment is of low quality.
Commentor: I loved the part where Uncle Ben said "With great power, comes great responsibility" and Dom said "No. With great power, comes family." A true cinematic masterpiece!
Everyone else looking for genuinely interesting comments on the video: Shut the fuck up bitch
Default phrase of Indian origin, commonly used to indicate that whatever was said previously was untrue/does not matter and person saying it wants to be in other person's good books again. Alternatively, used to distract a person during an argument/boring conversation. The "no" at the end is for emphasis, Indian-style!!
Omg Jade is the sexiest thing alive......but I love you no!!
Salesperson: blah blah blah.....
You: but I love you no!!!
Salesperson: huh? (stunned silence)
You: (makes their escape)
A phrase used when someone do something that it's supposed to be edgy or quirky but it's actually not.
A: Dina stood onto the table
B: She's so crazy, I love her!