Cigars on Ice

To perform oral sex on a male with ice.

Cigars on ice Cigars on ice.

Eat the cake, on Ice would be the same, but for a female.

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iced tea

in some countries, it is sweetened (delicious!)

in other countries it is unsweetened (still ok!)
ICED TEA

wow i just had some Nestea iced tea and it was SOOO GOOD!

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blue ice

blu-eye-ce

This is formed when an aircraft has a leak in the waste system (the John). If the leak allows the liquid to escapes the aircraft at high altitude it then freezes and forms blue ice.

Holy sh1t some blue ice smashed through my roof!

I dont understand, one second my cat was ok the next splat!?

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Ice Queen

A heartless bitch

"Do you have GPS?"
"No, why?"
"You'll need it to find your heart!"

JC#1 - Megan (ice queen)McLachlan

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Ice Tea

1.The most essential nutrient in a Techies diet.
2.The joy of life in fluid form.
3.The liquid that empowers brain and body of hardcore insomniacs (after Coffee, Red Bull & Etc.).

1. "Hey Kev, we're out of Ice Tea for tonights show"
"WHHAAAAAAAAAT??"
2. "Me has Ice Tea, Wheeeee" *runs around in circles like a little child*
3. "Damn loading time. Need Ice Tea"

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ice hockey

is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus

netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Poop On Ice

Something that just kind of sucks; A letdown.

I went to see that new movie everyone was talking about...it was poop on ice.

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