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The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)
The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.
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Do you know these situations when you’re just really bored and all you can think of doing is going into the kitchen searching for something tasty to at although you aren’t hungry at all?
These situations often cause people to do a spoon-lap. A spoon-lap is a quick round through the whole kitchen (or any other place you store food) where you just eat bits of various foods which don’t need preparation in a random order not paying attention to whether it is sweet, salty or sour or whatever flavour…
These situations mostly occur when you’re home alone or your TV-program is on commercial.
It’s called spoon-lap because most of the popular things you just grab or eat/drink out of their can/jar/bag/carton are consumed best with a spoon.
Popular spoon-lap foods: peanut butter yoghurts, Nutella, lasagne and other noodle-dishes, leftovers in general, granola, canned fruits, milk, pie, preserves and pickled stuff…
You of course don’t clean your spoon between dumping it in to different food stuff…
a Is Jake home?
b You gotta look for him upstairs - he’s about to complete his third spoon-lap
I just did a great spoon lap! I had a pickle, some of my favourite yoghurt, a bit of the macaroni-with-cheese-left-over from today’s lunch, some cereals and then I scoped out the freezer…man, I didn’t know that we had this delicious raspberry ice cream!!!
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When you are pressed so close to strangers in the mosh pit of a concert, that it is infact like you are spooning them.
Eww, this sweaty guy was totally stranger spooning me at the concert last night, because we were packed so close to the stage.
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when a chick starts rubbin your dick, but has cold hands.
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noun, a man, usually intoxicated who will spoon with the ugliest women or men in the world
billy spooned with that ugly ass monkeyho last night, hes such a spoon goon!
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A person who is proficient in the art of spoon bending.
"Mother F****** Spoon Lover!"
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1. A member of a society that can tell when a spoon is a spoon. They hold the spoon in several different positions and tell you whether the spoon is actually a spoon or not.
guy 1 "That kid in my English class keeps telling me my spoon is not a spoon, then he holds it the exact same way then tells me it is a spoon. I DON'T GET IT!"
guy 2 "He must be a part of Spoon Society."
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