A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff
Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.
When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.
I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.
Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
Self Brainwashing is a form of anxiety whetecyou become so paranoid of something about yourself you believe it to be true even if it isn't.
Rudy told Kelly she shall become cursed and can't drink Slurp because it will kill her. Now Kelly feels sick every time she tries to drink Slurp. Kelly is Self Brainwashing.
Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!
I’m going to commit self homicide if things don’t get better around here
When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.
Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.