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self dicking

When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.

I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.

by ManMan36 May 25, 2016


Self Isolating

Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.

14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.

I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.

by HoopeyPoops March 17, 2020


Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.

“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”

by Bread eater May 04, 2021


Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

by Jermey Sanchez April 26, 2020


Self-lesbiebation

When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.

Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.

by Jarfman February 21, 2015


self-directed

Acting without taking the opinion of others

Self-directed behavior is observed

by abody November 20, 2015


Self react

When you react to your own messages anywhere.

Guy 1: Boardman really self reacted again. Nothing new.

Guy 2: that fatherless fuck has no shame at all, huh.

by isaac838291 August 26, 2021