When you are being a dick to yourself, and yourself only.
I'm self dicking. I used cheat codes to intentionally make this video game as hard as possible.
Pretending to have a cough so you can go home for a mega mastabation marathon.
14 days at home, alone, with all the toilet paper you can get your hands on.
I've emptied Tesco of all the toilet roll. I'm off home now to do some "Self Isolating". I hope my wrist holds out.
When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.
“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”
“Dummy self *shakes head*”
A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff
Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.
When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.
Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.
Acting without taking the opinion of others
Self-directed behavior is observed
When you react to your own messages anywhere.
Guy 1: Boardman really self reacted again. Nothing new.
Guy 2: that fatherless fuck has no shame at all, huh.