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internet sandman

One who steals data, movies, or music through the use of the internet. Most commonly the person can't be detected while the information is being stolen.

"Wow that was an awesome movie. How did you get the DVD, the movie is still in theatres?"
"I'm an internet sandman, I can get anything online."

by Stan Naydin August 16, 2005

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Internet Karma

The idea that karma (or some form of redemption) can be obtained by arguing points against racism, violence, sexuality, and morality on the internet. People that believe in this generally seek to improve their own conscience and appear to hold high moral values on a strictly online-basis. They do not, however, act on many of their opinions in real life.

These individuals also have a tendency to flame even the smallest of references that might be deemed β€œoffensive”. To them, standing up for a group of people that deserves sympathy or a particular cause nets β€œInternet Karma Points” which can be redeemed to clear their conscience of immoral actions committed off the net.

Josh: Well, at least now less jobs will get outsourced to Japan.

Carl: "You ignorant fool" *insert rant about how Guy 1 is a terrible human being*

Kelly: "That's a good point Carl, Josh was really being ignorant, but weren't you just telling me last week about how you hated Japan because they were going to buy up all of your precious iPads? Quit trying to earn those Internet Karma Points and get a life."

by SilverContrail March 26, 2011

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Internet Porn

Love is just a click away!!

Person 1: Im lonely
Person 2: You need some internet porn

by Strikercdw September 3, 2007

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Internet Bait

Internet bait is when you say something that is obliviously wrong. The goal afterwards is to get people to try and correct you, as well as tell you how dumb you are.

Person A: Hey do you like Mario Kart?
Person B(Internet Bait): Yeah, i love playing as goku and shooting lazers at robbie rotton

Person A: Are you retarted? None of that is in Mario Kart!

by MarioKartEpicness December 28, 2016

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


internet chat

The combination of several words and phrases commonly used by people in chat rooms or message boards.

1. G2G, gotta go :D lol
2. Dude, stop speaking in internet chat.

by bluesonic August 8, 2006

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

by Atrum Kyoushin December 30, 2006

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Internet Badass

A person that takes a problem that they have with a person or group of people onto the internet(facebook). This problem they may have with the person or group of people could have begun in person or they could just start the problem on the internet. An "Internet Badass" will say very little if anything at all in person to the person or group of people that they have the problem with. They dont feel comfortable saying anything unless its on the internet(facebook). "Internet Badass" also covers people that deal with there problems with a person or group of people through texts and phone calls. Most of society would refer to these people as "Bitches" and that they certainly are.

Internet Badass ^

by D mufuckin J August 22, 2011

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